Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Larry tells Harry: "When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my father’s footsteps."
"I didn't know your father was a policeman," said Harry.
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"He's not," replied Larry. "He's a burglar."