'Invited' to lunch
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I took a real-estate client to a handyman special.
The place was great, and we couldn’t understand why it was so cheap, until we turned on the water main and water gushed from the ceiling.
Dripping wet, my client put a positive spin on the showing: “Nice house,” he said. “It’s even self-cleaning.”