Hit the pan
How to save lives.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
One day a college professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this pointless information?”
“To save lives,” the professor quickly responded and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again, “So how does physics save lives?”
“It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school,” replied the professor.