Gives you lemons
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I noticed a hand-painted gold and burgundy brandy snifter at my in-laws’ while we were celebrating their wedding anniversary. My father-in-law explained it had been a wedding gift from Ireland they had received 50 years earlier.
My brother-in-law picked it up and passed it around the dinner table. My heart was in my mouth as it went from one person to another because my clumsy relatives habitually drop things.
Finally it reached me and I put it back on the display case.
“How has this fragile keepsake lasted for so many years?” I wondered aloud.
“It’s the last of a set of eight,” my father-in-law replied.