Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg.
The buyer asks, “Why the wooden leg?”
The farmer replies, “That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.”
“Great, but why the wooden leg?”
“The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy.”
“Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?”
“Well, when you have a pig that smart, you don’t eat it all at once!”