Welcome to “Liberals Got Talent” — LGT. You can take your chance with the judges at your 15 minutes of fame. You can just cry or just BS, but if you’re really talented like most liberals, you can cry, BS and swear like it’s never been ‘erd at the same time. There’s no shortage of applicants, so competition is fast and furious.
We’ve had so many brown buzzer performances this year, and it’s only February! It’s hard to keep the stage dry, and we’re running out of rose pedals and luck with rainbows.
Any suggestions for contestants, mates?