Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
The sweet little girl had a violent tussle with her sister. Her mother reprimanded her, and concluded by saying:
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"It was Satan who suggested to you the pulling of Jenny's hair."
"I'm not surprised," the child shrugged.
"But," she added smugly, "kicking her in the shins was entirely my own idea."