Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't lit up a cigarette once. "Are you trying to kick the habit?"
"No," I replied, "I’ve got a cold and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."
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"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."