Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral.
A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I’m a gynecologist.”
The proctologist fainted.