(Washington Examiner) Beto O’Rourke’s youthful artistic experiments included a poem pleading for genital grooming and a sacred cow to lactate, according to newly unearthed documents.

At age 16 in 1988, under the pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” O’Rourke, now 46, authored “The Song of the Cow” — a bizarre piece of experimental writing that included the lines asking for a cow to “buff” and “scrub my balls.”

An excerpt of the poem can be viewed below:

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