Die, you dogs!

Dear Sir/Madam/Dog:

Your article by Jane Chastain on boycotting Girl Scout cookies is the most insane, reality-disconnected piece of right-wing tripe and hysteria I have come across in years, and I am very old.

Your rag, when it bites the dust (as it surely must soon), will barely raise a puff on the heap of history's debris pile of garbage publications. This will not, however, in the slightest degree diminish the joyousness of the event.

P.D. Asilomar