Man advertises

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Call to the local newspaper's classified editor: "I have a complaint about an ad I placed."

"I'm so sorry, sir. What was the problem?"

"You'd think a newspaper in a rural community like this one would have people on staff who had spent some time on a farm. What I said was 'ewes.' E-W-E-S."

"Pardon?"

"Ewes. It makes a difference to some people."

"I don't follow."

"The ad in the paper read: "Sheep for sale - USED."

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