Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
An eight-year-old boy says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
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The dad replies, "Sorry – can't have it both ways."