Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Eleven people were hanging by their hands on a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one of them had to jump, otherwise they were all going to fall.
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Unable to choose among themselves, the woman finally spoke up and gave a touching speech.
She said she would voluntarily let go of the rope because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids. In fact, she often made sacrifices for men in general, and she was used to always going above and beyond, expecting little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, the men gave her a round of applause.