Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods like skim milk.

She said her family would only drink whole milk, so I suggested she keep their regular container and refill it with skim milk.

This worked for quite a while, until one morning her daughter asked whether the milk tasted OK.

“Sure, it’s fine,” my friend answered, fearing she had been found out. “Why do you ask?”

“Because according to the carton,” the daughter explained, “this milk expired two years ago.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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