Gives you lemons
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “Electricians are the best. Everything inside is color coded.”
The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are. Everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
Upon hearing his colleagues’ statements, the third surgeon declared, “You’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no gonads, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the derriere are interchangeable.”