Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group.
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"Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and could we please have Michelle as a waitress?"
Annoyed looks turned to knowing smiles when she added, "Michelle is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"