Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
You break into my house, I will shoot you.
My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
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— Jeff Foxworthy
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