Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
I was not thrilled with the idea of letting my clueless 13-year-old son babysit his younger sisters, even though he begged me to trust him.
"What about a fire?" I asked, referring to my No. 1 concern.
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"Mom," he said, rolling his eyes, "I'm a Boy Scout. I know how to start a fire."