(TOWNHALL) – There is a new trend in politics that's a hit with all the kids. It's been around for a while, but was never really as popular as it is right now. So, in the interest of science, I've decided to hop on "The Squad" train and try thinking like a progressive member of Congress. How hard could it be?
I was driving to the grocery store the other day and the person in the left turn lane ahead of me did not turn when there was clearly enough room for him to go. I sat there, angry, and then I asked myself, "What would Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez do?" Then it all came together.
Whoever this consecration camp guard in front of me was, he was clearly a racist. I was driving, so I couldn't tweet about my oppression; I had to settle for yelling, "C'mon, man, stop being RACIST!" out the window. This only seemed to confuse the guy. Then it occurred to me that the person driving that gave the appearance of a balding middle-aged man might not identify as a man. The government, I thought, should require people to put their preferred pronouns on bumper stickers so no one mis-genders them while cursing them out.
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Once inside the store, things did not improve.