Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?"
He said, "I used to be a window washer."
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I asked, "When did you give it up?"
He replied, "Halfway down."