A duck

Spreads his wings

By WND Staff
Published August 16, 2019 at 3:46pm

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A man in a movie theater looks over and sees a duck sitting next to him.

"Are you a duck?" he asks the duck.

"Why, yes I am," said the duck.

"What are you doing in a movie theater?" asked the man.

"Well, I really enjoyed the book," replied the duck.

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