(TOWNHALL) – In 12 years, we'll all be dead. An unstoppable force will wipe out all of humanity, most of the animals, and even some of the cockroaches. It's not climate change, it's the smugness of the true believers; the brainwashed masses of millennials who will one day be in positions to implement the absolute bat-feces crazy ideas they are espousing today.
Everyone won't literally be dead, they'll just wish they were.
The "climate strike" is on, have you called into work yet? How much of your weekend was spent in a drum circle with the shower-challenged? Did you participate in any good chants?
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If you're a normal person, the odds are you haven't. But we aren't dealing with normal people here.
The leadership of the climate cult is made up of adults who privately know better and children manipulated by people they're supposed to be able to trust. They're a doomsday cult that continually moves the goalposts.
I wrote about this in my book, in a chapter called "The Doomsday Cult." There have always been people who predict doom and gloom, and there have always been people who will believe them. But if one of the leaders of these cults says the world will come to an end Sunday night at midnight, come Monday morning that person is going to have a lot of explaining to do. After having the men castrate themselves, the Heaven's Gate cult leader at least had the sense to get everyone to commit suicide. It helped avoid awkward conversations with a bunch of eunuchs the day after they discovered there wasn't a space ship behind the Hale-Bopp comet.