What if President Trump:
- Sent a federal SWAT team to a live broadcast of Sean Hannity and had him frogmarched to a CIA black site and declare this as "Breaking News" on Twitter.
- Had ICE conduct a massive gun confiscation under the guise of an illegal alien search.
- Declared "Eco Martial Law" and eliminated usage of all fossil fuels until the seas begin to recede.
- Called all those who voted for him "Really Really Deplorable."
- Appointed Maxine Waters as attorney general to investigate Rush Limbaugh for being dangerous to children for his "Adventures of Rush Revere" children book series.
- Hired John Brennan to spy on conservative reporters and journalist because he has the experience.
- By executive order, amended the Constitution to make the New York Times and Washington Post co-equal branches of government.
- Praised Joe Biden for creating American jobs on foreign company boards.
- Made secret tribunals the "regular order of business" for all regulatory bodies.
- Through new FCC chairman Jeff Zucker, made Fox News report to CNN.
- Signed a presidential order banning all free speech in red states.
- Made Christian churches and organizations pay a 90% tithe to the federal government.
- Nominated Beto to run over … sorry, run Children's Protective Service.
- Put the "Squad" in charge of Homeland Security, DOD, the State Department and Energy.
- Declared in the manner of John F. Kennedy, " We are all socialist now!"
He could do all of these and Nancy Pathetic would still conduct a secret tribunal to try and impeach him, because if she ain't in charge, no one should be in charge.
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