(THE BLAZE) – By now, everyone knows how deadly cow farts are. In hyperventilating report after panic-mongering exposé, climate alarmists have attempted to scare the world into fearing for their lives and heading to their fainting couches over that threat bovine flatulence poses to life as we know it.
But did you know that cows' piddle can be as bad as their toots?
True story — but according to researchers at the Research Institute for Farm Animal Biology, in Dummerstorf, Germany, there is a way to battle this cattle scourge, Radio New Zealand reported Tuesday: Potty training.
Advertisement - story continues below