(THE SMOKING GUN) — If the car is a rockin’, don’t bother knockin’. Because the guy inside may be trysting with a stuffed animal.
An Arkansas cop last Sunday morning spotted a suspicious car parked outside a commercial storage facility that has been broken into 16 times this year (and 36 times in 2022).
A sheriff’s deputy noted that the vehicle in question was seen “rocking” around 12:45 a.m.