John Kerry’s freedom-hating MATA movement
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The founders didn’t know ‘that a bunch of cows would cause Antarctica to melt’
Nin Privitera
Kamala: Patron saint of the EGATS principle
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‘We are becoming a nation of trophy holders celebrating mediocrity’
The robot you can buy for $49.95
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‘Some of the newcomers to Springfield seem to have an affection for house pets’
Bored? Watch clown-show videos of our ‘public servants’
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‘You remember the Chef Boyardee War with Italy, right?’
Women who really DO deserve a statue
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‘Right now let’s recognize Eve. She’s the mother of all mankind’
5 things ‘Cuddly Tim’ Walz could carve in butter
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‘He’s kind of a quirky, personable guy who has ideas that will bite the average American’
Why we should all live in yellow submarines
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‘If you are struggling with the essentials of life like shelter and food,’ follow the Beatles
Leaked: Chapter 1 of Biden’s memoirs
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‘My Uncle Doozy was Charles Dickens’ gardener and he came up with that opening’
Biden’s demands for the golf match against Trump
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‘There will … be the presence of oxygen and a porta-potty on wheels to follow the Big Boy’
Revealed: Wokesters’ plan for an Orange Man-free America
BYExclusive: Anthony Privitera quotes from new Declaration citing a 'Council of Wizardry'
Are there extraterrestrials in the White House?
BYExclusive: Anthony Privitera looks at Harvard alien study in light of who's running the country
When Swifties get to the Pearly Gates
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera has God dishing out unusual afterlife judgments
In the land of ‘ Bidenjustnuts’
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera retools the Snow White story for today's judicial system
Ungagging President Trump
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera offers some zingers that could've been used were it not for judge's order
A friendly challenge to the God-deniers
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera addresses Scottish actor who sees Bible as one of the worst books ever
Oooo! Daily devotions from Momala
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera envisions the veep encouraging 'Jews & Palominos' with a hug
‘Bozey’ Finnegan and his nephew ‘Bozo’ Biden
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera speculates about what cannibals might do with a planeload of Democrats
Justice for outies NOW!
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera has suggestions for Harvard to make its campus even more inclusive
Unearthed: Genesis commentary from Trump’s new Bible
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera reveals what former prez wishes God had created in the beginning
White House adds hair-sniffing contest to Easter Egg Roll!
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera has suggestions for annual event welcoming children to South Lawn
Will coming eclipse bring God’s judgment?
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera cites several historical incidents tied to celestial anomalies
Revealed: Content of Joe’s cheat sheets
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera puts his 'vast research team' to work on discovering tips for Biden
Thanks, Joe! Now it’s cereal for dinner
BYExclusive: Nin Privitera offers 7-day meal plan in response to Kellogg's suggestion
This might be the dumbest anti-hate campaign ever
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