God bless the atheists!

by Chuck Norris -- While California homosexuals overturned a ban on gay marriage this past week, Colorado atheists were busy trying to ban prayer from city council meetings. Apparently 13 members of more…

If I am elected vice president

by Chuck Norris -- Last year I enjoyed taking a momentary respite from my rather serious cultural and political commentary to share my tongue-in-cheek campaign promises in the column, "If I am more…

Thomas Jefferson's financial advice

by Chuck Norris -- Last week the Federal Reserve cut the interest rate yet again in hopes of easing the strain in the credit markets and jumpstarting the economy. The government is more…

Border fence fiasco

by Chuck Norris -- Area 51 warning sign states, "Use of deadly force authorized." Last week Customs and Border Protection officials reported that two months after Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff approved more…

Win Ben Stein's monkey

by Chuck Norris -- Evolution. Intelligent design. These are terms that can cause great consternation in the minds and hearts of many, particularly opponents of each view. Now that anxiety and debate more…

Terminating teenage violent crime

by Chuck Norris -- Who wasn't outraged last week by the senseless beating of a Florida teenage girl by six other teenage girls? Or disgusted by the West Texas polygamist compound mistreatment more…

Is he too old to serve?

by Chuck Norris -- In March, I passed another birthday. Some approach like a Carnival cruise. Others go by like kidney stones. A friend gave me a card with several funny, light-hearted more…

Bruce Lee vs. me

by Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee Bruce Lee is back with a vengeance. My once good friend in life, fellow sparring partner and martial arts legend has returned to more…

Guns, God and gays

by Chuck Norris -- Reading the news this past week, one could easily conclude we have lost our minds as well as any remaining connection with our Founding Fathers. Three headlines thrice more…

A patriot's prayer

by Chuck Norris -- I was genuinely honored this past week to read in global news reports how our troops in the Middle East have recently expressed their gratitude for my trips more…