Now 'Lord of the Rings' is racist

by Patty Ann Malley -- Lord of the Racists? Do you like Frodo and Bilbo Baggins of the Shire? Of course you do, you racist! Classics like J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" more…

The snowflake factory strikes again

by Patty Ann Malley -- Never say never again No, we're not talking about Sean Connery's seventh and final Bond film. (Not recommended. Trust me.) The mandate to avoid negatives comes from academia. more…

When your bus driver comes from Heaven

by Patty Ann Malley -- Trial by fire – and the bus driver from Heaven Education is important, but there's a lot to be said for on-the-job training. Needs must. And Kevin McKay, more…

How to get a husband

by Patty Ann Malley -- How to get a husband – circa 1958 Times change, but people don't. Women still seek romantic relationships. Men feel the same, for the most part. The toxic more…

Time to grow up, people!

by Patty Ann Malley -- Move along folks – fads come and they go There's a time and place for all things under heaven. But political activism – tantrum throwing by today's interpretation more…

The real-life horrors of amnesia

by Patty Ann Malley -- History wiped – and we're not talking computer failure Imagine you're engaged, about to marry that man or woman who's tripped your trigger for too long without an more…

Vladimir Putin's latest (barechested) goal

by Patty Ann Malley -- Putin poses for 2019 calendar The political machine pulls out all the stops. Leaves are falling and the year is coming to a close. Focus is shifting to more…