Morning routine

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

“Have you seen this morning’s paper?”

“Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it.”

“But I hadn’t read it yet!”

“You didn’t miss much. Just some coffee grinds and a few orange peels.”