Divorce court.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


A lawyer’s wife dies. At the cemetery, mourners are appalled when they read

the tombstone:

“Here lies Shirley, wife of Sam Johnson, LLD, Wills, Divorce, Malpractice,

and Immigration Legal Services.”

The widower, Sam, reads the tombstone and bursts into tears.

His friend snaps, “You should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like that on Shirley’s


Sam dries his tears and replies, “You don’t understand! They left out the phone



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