Closing the Good Book Do you think California will actually ban Bible? No, Bible-thumpers' hysteria over the bill is ridiculous No, that's just lunacy No, they can't. But they may try to censor its teachings, particulary on issues such as marriage Only after they pry my copy from my cold, dead fingers If they do, I hope they secede first! Yes, it's homophobic and hateful from cover to cover Yes, I wouldn't put anything past California Yes, they're trying. Christians need to speak out to oppose this move Other View Results Loading ...