Why does gov't issue guidelines on roasting marshmallows?
If the regulations are followed, there will be fewer marshmallow-related accidents
Government’s first duty is to protect Americans – including from fire
The feds have marshmallows for brains
It's easier than securing the border or protecting the nation from Ebola
It believes the American people are helpless and stupid
Power-mad government secretly enjoys driving people nuts with stuff like this
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