S'more insanity Why does gov't issue guidelines on roasting marshmallows? If the regulations are followed, there will be fewer marshmallow-related accidents Government’s first duty is to protect Americans – including from fire The feds have marshmallows for brains It's easier than securing the border or protecting the nation from Ebola It believes the American people are helpless and stupid Power-mad government secretly enjoys driving people nuts with stuff like this Other View Results Loading ...