D.J. Dolce

"News! News!" -- an exclusive WND-TV feature -- is a production of Illuminati Pictures. D.J. Dolce is a Christian who's been in entertainment since she was a little girl, works behind the scenes on "For the Record," is a member of Mensa and practices Krav Maga (Israeli Martial Art). She also sings in the comedy musical group "Wolverines!" with Molotov Mitchell.

ISIS’ chubby-Asian plot

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August 31, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce figures if gaffe-man Joe is beating Hillary, she's through

Is ISIS looking for Ark of the Covenant?

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August 24, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce has brainstorm for 'concealed-carry M&M holsters'

If the guy ‘identifies’ as a bear …

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August 17, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce zings Spotify for hyping Obama playlist

Congressional vasectomies

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August 10, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce performs ditty in support of Donald Trump

Hillary’s bikini wax

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August 3, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce reports on effort to sell body parts ... of Cecil the lion

ISIS suicide chickens: ‘Alla Cluckbar!’

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July 27, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce gives advice to bankrupt Puerto Rico

Beware Robo-Hillary

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July 20, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce posits motivation for Chattanooga rampage: Q-U-R-A-N

Putin body-slams a rainbow bear

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July 13, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce announces how South Carolina 'ended racism!'

Win the chance to Tase Obama!

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July 6, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce previews robot vs. robot battle

Guns don’t kill people, Confederate flags do

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June 29, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce pushes new hashtag #CivilWarReenactorLivesMatter

Yes, Barry, this does happen in other countries

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June 22, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce informs Obama of mass shootings in European nations

Liberals to boycott my state? Woo-hoo!

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June 15, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce notes Kenyan bride price for Malia Obama is going up

Photoshopping pix: Jenner and Christie

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June 8, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce dissects Obama's recent comment about his 'Jewishness'

God hates flags

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June 1, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce his theory about Fox News' approach to Rand Paul

Bin Laden a 9/11 truther?

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May 25, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce explains how Obama can blame global warming for anything

Where’s my honorary doctorate?

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May 18, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce looks at report of ISIS prenuptial agreement

Hillary’s crazy executive orders

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May 11, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce lists numerous actions Clinton will take if elected president

Blame the Republicans!

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May 4, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce covers Baltimore, bottle-opening teeth, emojis

The NSA’s adorable mascots

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April 27, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce has guide on how to know if your president is next Kim Jong-un

Fluffy Hillary headlines of the future

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April 20, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce asks if we should have prez who can't handle 2 email accounts

Rand Paul behind D.C. power outage?

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April 13, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce notes early success of 'Defeat the Washington Machine' slogan

What gay would cater pizza for a wedding?

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April 6, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce speculates about Harry Reid's history of black eyes

Ted ‘Bama Cruz: Unelectable

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March 30, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce laments what 'Obama and Lady Gaga have done to this country'

Your friend’s about to join ISIS if …

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March 23, 2015

Exclusive: D.J. Dolce reveals Obama's congratulatory gift to Netanyahu