‘Like the three stooges out there’: Baseball player laid out in collision, social media dings bumbling rescue squad
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‘Where are all the competent people in this world?’
‘Where are all the competent people in this world?’
‘So I’ve heard that in the state of Michigan …’
‘The community has been fractured’
Congresswoman demanding facility remain open, as its ceilings fall onto areas normally used by the public
‘They’ll see two men who fiercely defended their principles while refusing to let politics erase their humanity’
‘Spencer, do you think we’re dumb? That IS Rachel Maddow. You cannot tell me otherwise’
‘We’ve seen some disgusting things on flights, but this one may top the list’
‘It was a very intense burning sensation, tingling, numbness, pain. Severe pain in both of my feet’
‘I just carry it for protection. I feel safer when I’ve got it. I just don’t like the idea of knowin’ I’m totally helpless’
‘She wants to rest in a beautiful bed of plush cotton because after a life wearing heavy rhinestones, she finally deserves to be comfortable and have some rest’
‘We were confused about what was going on at first’
‘They are very hardworking people and they help save a lot of lives’
Californian told: ‘You’re gonna have a long and beautiful life’
President’s communications chief hammers ‘Jon Jackoff’ for recent comments
Reaction online explodes as song gets more attention than inaugural game
‘In that couch, if you don’t have a pillow, you kind of sink. I look terrible!’
‘Just when we thought we were done with Dylan Mulvaney, Trump brought him back’
Stunner hits reporters at White House Correspondents Association dinner
‘It’s either emanating from Chuck Schumer, or from what we’ll call the ‘assy knoll,’ which could be three rows up in the Senate chamber’
‘He’s actually hanging on for dear life for a few seconds, with the gun spewing 12.7mm death as it does a full 360 until the guy can’t hang on any longer’
‘Doing a mag dump from a semi-auto pistol into the ground a foot from a student’s head is nowhere in the same galaxy of being the right type of training’
Fireworks, festivities and fanfare are fine, but not quite good ENOUGH!
Recognition by the White House, Marines, Army, Navy and more