Newly unemployed progressives -- how sad

by Patrice Lewis -- Ever since Donald Trump won the presidential race, there's been quite a lot of jeering and gloating from Deplorables across the country whose collective voices have been unheard more…

Dangerous words: 'Be a man'

by Patrice Lewis -- As we watch the rise of the Snowflake Generation with a mixture of bemusement and horror – you know, the young people unable to use a can opener more…

When ordinary becomes extraordinary

by Patrice Lewis -- "Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you, so that your more…

Which king will it be, America?

by Patrice Lewis -- Now that Donald Trump is slated to be our next president, I'm hearing creative and ludicrous predictions from both sides of the spectrum. From the left, of course, more…

How Grinch-y parents steal Christmas

by Patrice Lewis -- Newsflash for parents! You should give your son a Barbie for Christmas! No really, it's what he wants! Or at least, it's what he should want … if more…

Top 25 things I'm thankful for

by Patrice Lewis -- We had a lovely Thanksgiving. How about all of you? My guess is most people are doing one of three things today. Either they're working, or they're shopping, more…

Should America split in half?

by Patrice Lewis -- There's an old saying that goes something like this: A good compromise satisfies nobody. Trump's win of the presidential election triggered a meltdown from the horrified left, which more…

Hey, GOP, 'Trump exists because you failed'

by Patrice Lewis -- It's over. Finished. One of the most contentious presidential races in history is concluded, and Donald Trump is now our president-elect. This caused immediate screams of oppression from more…