Top 25 things I'm thankful for

by Patrice Lewis -- We had a lovely Thanksgiving. How about all of you? My guess is most people are doing one of three things today. Either they're working, or they're shopping, more…

Should America split in half?

by Patrice Lewis -- There's an old saying that goes something like this: A good compromise satisfies nobody. Trump's win of the presidential election triggered a meltdown from the horrified left, which more…

Hey, GOP, 'Trump exists because you failed'

by Patrice Lewis -- It's over. Finished. One of the most contentious presidential races in history is concluded, and Donald Trump is now our president-elect. This caused immediate screams of oppression from more…

Confession: I've got scandal fatigue

by Patrice Lewis -- Regular readers may have noticed something odd about my columns in the last few months: a lack of political discourse. This is no accident. Essentially, I've decide to more…

'Science is hard, Barbie'

by Patrice Lewis -- Amidst the comical shenanigans we all find amusing with social justice warriors, gender-fluidists, cultural appropriationists and other scions of an enlightened age, one stands out as particularly comical: more…

Bring back home ec and shop class

by Patrice Lewis -- More and more, I'm hearing people decry the deplorable state of education today. Between the woes of the "snowflake generation" and the demands of the social justice warriors, more…

Sowing seeds of domestic terrorism

by Patrice Lewis -- Last week, I conducted an act of domestic terrorism. I ordered non-hybrid garden seeds. Yes, it's true. We happen to be concerned about the future of our food more…