To a necktie party
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Parents are known for giving their children sage advice when they’re young.
“Do what you love, and the money will follow.”
“The early bird gets the worm.”
As I recall, my mom wasn’t so philosophical.
Her favorite admonishment: “Don’t fill up on the bread.”