Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The email:

Dearest Dad,

I’ve fallen in love with a wonderful man and I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook out.

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp.

He proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.

My beloved Dad, I’d like your blessing, good wishes and a really big and beautiful wedding.

Lots of love and thanks.

Your daughter,


The response:

My Dear Lilly,

I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.

And when you get fed up with your new husband, sell him on eBay.


Your Dad

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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